Things that are awesome:
1. Jamie & Robbie in Retribution
2. Robbie agreeing to marry us (!!!<3)
3. Michael getting me 4 lbs of yogurt.
4. SUPAMOON
5. Gnosis and reading the Secret Book of John. I have found my people!
Things that are not awesome but are…survivable…
1. This rank ass cheese-grater-hole lookin disease on my precious, beautiful face.
2. Donnie being a CREEPER. You’re CREEPY, Donnie, CREEPY.
1. Full Name: Rachel Ruth Frye
2. Current Crush: Jamie, basically. He’s my crush by default.
3. Addiction: M&M’s.
4. How tall am I: 5’7”
5. Relationship Status: Engaged :)
6. Girls I trust: My mom, sister, and bff.
7. Boys I trust: Dad & Jamie. Only men in my life that matter.
8. Current mood: I hate my hair, but everything else is awwwright.
9. Favorite color: Yellow and crimson but not together.
10. Confession: Actually, my last post about calling Jamie’s bio mother Voldemort was a very recent confession. It’s funny, and I’m sure she was trying to play it off as no biggie. I hate when people are transparent like that. You’re so obvious, just TELL me how you really feel! I can read people too well. Not Jamie though. I think that’s part of the attraction. He is the Bella to my Edward :P
11. Who I miss: Bianca :’(
12. Who I last hugged: Prob my mom.
13. Who understands me: Jamie and my mom, lol. They see right through me. They know how my mind works. My dad knows how my heart works.
14. Someone who is always there for me: My family.
15. Last text? Asking J about her doctor visit.
Sn: Adam hates his horses?! :(((
16. What pissed me off lately? This a-hole in traffic.
17. Who makes me laugh the most? Jamie. He’s so fucking crazy and funny and unique- I swear, there’s a mad genius in that head of his and I LOVE trying to keep up!
18. Who do I do the craziest stuff with? Dorotea. But she’s the good kind of crazy. She’s much more daring than me. I take calculated risks, she just jumps the hell on in there and drags everybody along <3
19. Who makes me smile? Everybody :D
20. What am I listening to? Nothing now. Hanging around my Deutsch friend Murphy has me listening to German musik again.
21. Turn ons? People who are fearlessly straight-forward and all real, no bullshit. I hate ass-kissers- that’s pathetic and transparent as fuck and just thinking about it’s getting me heated! If you like me, say so. Let’s be friends.
But don’t tell me what you think I wanna hear.
22. Turn offs? People who are spineless. People who kiss ass and grovel. People who refuse to accept responsibility. People who make blanket judgements against whole groups of people, i.e. racists for example.
23. Best friends? Jamie, Bianca, Dorotea, Shawn, Robbie, Robbie’s girlfriend who’s name I always forget even though I love her, Adam, Kayla, Murphie, RANDALL REEEED, Brent, Ash, Brianna, Miz Jane, my twin Ms. Rachel Catherine Floyd <3
24. Second confession? When people I hate get on my nerves, I imagine them dying in horrible car accidents. Like, graphically. I like to dream big lol.
25. What do you hate? Pushovers.
26. Who’s annoying? I’m not even gonna say his name here, but that coworker of mine who says he talks to dragons and demons and was Tesla in a past life. He annoys me, but he’s so entertainingly crazy sometimes, that it’s kind of worth it.
I’m touched… :|
So, that makes 3 that said that,
then 1 guy said if it were like THE end of the world and we had no other choice…
Wtf. Me and my coworkers get into awkward conversations!!!
But it’s ok bcause I have a dick too so yeah.
Jamie’s in front of the line, everyone else take a number
#BraggingRights
My dick - V.I.P.
Your shit needs I.D.
It’s time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus
And we don’t really DO anniversary presents, so if you see this, you don’t HAVE to do anything, I just want to do this to make you happy.
HINT: It’s Lovecraftian!!!
Seriously, I’d be down with a Cthulhu-themed wedding.
Just something for you to consider/squee over <3
1. What’s a question you’re afraid to ask? To whom?
Why won’t you just go away already?!- 3 different people.
2. What’s something you hide about your personality?
I TRY to hide what a dork I am, but it never works out…
3. What’s something other people think about you that you don’t agree with?
That a dork is all I am.
4. How do you deal with criticism?
I don’t. If it’s a legitimate complaint, fine, I’ll deal, but if it’s just you being an asshole, you’re the one not worth my time, not the other way around.
5. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?
Jamie taking care of me when I was sick or him telling me a look beautiful when I feel frumpy or just not good, he always makes me happy.
6. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?
I try to do for him what he does for me. Plus I got him a Roland Space Echo for Christmas last year, so he pretty much can’t leave me ever.
7. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?
Just ask how I’m doing and not take ‘fine’ for an answer. I lie.
8. Describe your favourite texture.
Soft and warm. Basically anything of a blanket-like variety.
9. Which national or global tragedy were you closest to and how did it affect you?
This sounds so gay, but the burning of the Library of Alexandria KIIIILLS me. All that valuable, priceless knowledge… gone… :’(
10. Post a photo/draw a picture/write a poem (pick one) of a moment of personal significance.
“The Passionate Shepherd To His Love” by Christopher Marlowe. It’s romantic, but so dreamy too, like a fairy-tale.
And we will sit upon the rocks,
Seeing the shepherds feed their flocks
By shallow rivers, to whose falls
Melodious birds sing madrigals.
11. Which fictional character would you most like to have lunch with and why?
Jane Eyre becauseIloveher.
12. Who would you say is your “anti” role model? Someone who serves as a warning rather than an inspiration?
Various females. *Voldemort in particular.
*names changed to protect the asshole-y.
13. What’s your least “politically correct” opinion?
I’m a teensy bit inclined towards eugenics… literally some people just shouldn’t be allowed to breed, for the benefit of our species!!
*just ignore me! lol*
14. What kind of underwear do you imagine Sherlock Holmes wears?
Man thongs. DAT ASS.
15. What’s one of the most difficult things you’ve ever had to do?
My life. Like, for real, circumstances around here kinda suck.
16. If you were an element on the Periodic Table, which would you be and why?
Neon because neon things are awesome.
17. What’s the most infuriating thing your parents (or caregiver) do?
Tell me one thing on the phone, then 5 minutes later, text me exactly what you just tole me 5 minutes ago.
That makes me blow up, for real!
18. Which Disney Princess do you most identify with and why? Which is your favourite and why? And yes- ANYONE can answer this question.
I always liked Jasmine because she was such a BAMF.
19. You’re an Action Movie Hero. What’s your weapon of choice and the line you scream when defeating your arch enemy?
I will be armed with a sickle and I will scream “BAAAATMANNNNNNNNN”
20. What’s the silliest fan theory you’ve ever come up with?
I once tried to stick my Barbies in a fan.
21. What did you think about before you fell asleep last night?
I. Hate. The world.
22. What’s the oddest term of endearment you’ve ever used or that someone’s used for you?
It wasn’t so much a term as it was a gesture… I was upset over something- I forget- and Jamie had his arms around me and just out of nowhere LICKS my forehead. I was so surprised I stopped being upset LMAO
23. What motivates you in life?
The belief that things can and will get better :)
24. What was something you used to enjoy, but was ruined for you? What’s the story behind that?
I used to LOVE roast beef sandwiches. Then, in like 8th grade biology, our teacher Mr. Hayes passed around cow hearts for us to dissect.
As if I couldn’t be more grossed out, my lab partner was all into it, sticking her fingers in the ventricles and everything.
Preserved cow heart looks and smells *exactly* like roast beef, and I’ve tried to look past it years later but I still can’t get past one bite without that smell taking me back to cow hearts.
25. How do you think you will fare when the Zombie Apocalypse arrives?
I’m hoping Brent will let me room with him in his shelter. He literally believes in the zombie apocalypse and literally has a shelter literally stockpiled with food and ammo. Hand to God.
26. Which mythological creature are you most like? Why? And if you could be any mythological creature, which would you want to be? Why?
I liked the nymphs. I prefer the helper role- I’m so type B it hurts- but I like too the idea of being able to randomly fuck with people.
27. Write a brief story about an actual adventure you’ve had.
Jamie and Shawn came to pick me up from work one night (11:30) and my friend Kyle needed a ride, so I begged and pleaded, and the guys agreed to take him. It was actually a blast and things went fine and we dropped him off. He gave us directions back, but you kow how everything looks different at night? We live in southeastern Tennessee. We got lost in North Carolina. We didn’t make it home til 1 am.
WHOOPS! XD
28. Describe one of the most awkward experiences of your life.
I have seen too many naked people. That, and every day is friggin awkward.
29. What’s something that scares you about the future?
How to make it by! I want the American Dream but the closer you get, the harder it seems ;__;
30. List 5 quirky things about yourself.
1- I change clothes a lot. I can’t wear the same clothes all day.
2- I put Bella to shame in the lip-biting category. And I’m addicted to Chapstick.
3- I am terminally disorganized. Years of un-doing it have failed.
4. I feel guilty for being sick when I catch something. I feel like it’s personally my fault.
5- I feel much more confident nekkid than when I’m wearing clothes. Clothes box your body into unnatural shapes imo.
31. Describe your dream library.
Like the one the Beast gave Belle!
32. What’s the weirdest item you’ve ever mourned?
Currently my windsheild wipers. For their faithful, loyal service. R.I.P.
33. If you could design an amusement park ride, what would it be like?
DUDE. SO MANY LOOPS AND G-FORCES OMG
34. Do you have any “rules” about food?
No pickles, mushrooms, okra, or tomatoes and onions that are not diced.
And I hate seafood. If I can identify body parts, it’s not going in my mouth.
35. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?
Keep it legal and don’t be gross. Studies show that the brain isn’t fully developed until one reaches their early 20’s, so if your brain is UNDERDEVELOPED (yes teenagers, I’m looking at you) then you have no business getting into the emotional clusterfuck that comes with screwing other people. Really.
36. What’s something you want to do that you’d be embarrassed to tell other people about?
I want to dye my hair. I’m so jealous of people with little or no inhibitions like that, people who don’t care what “proper” looks like.
37. Describe a time/event in your life that you’re nostalgic for.
When everything was okay and nobody was sick. But that was an illusion, soooo.
38. How do you approach social situations?
If it’s a natural interaction, that’s fine. If it’s forced- like at my job- I absolutely fucking hate it.
39. What is your ideal bed? Why?
Big, soft, warm- the kind that you can sink into- with big fluffy pillows. Preferably with my husband beside me <3
40. Post a short excerpt of your life.
“Life sucks, then you die”- Prof. Rinkle, several months before he died from falling off a ladder. R.I.P.
I have finally decided to continue my “journalistic pursuits” by taking up writing again, now that I feel safe enough to do so.
Some days I feel like my life is going nowhere.
But it is just one life after all, and what is meant to be will be.
I think my greatest problem is not living enough in the now.
The past is over, the present is… inconsequential. Now is what counts.
Breathe.
